tyleroakley:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

I think I might be a female sloth.

jemappellekristenceleste:

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

• when someone hums quietly.
• when my hair gets played with.
• when someone whispers a story to me.
• when someone traces my skin.
• chloroform. 

omg

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

kellyaaanne:

tushi:

why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

chrssy:

riding your man like